Hilarious Holiday Hemp Gifts for Everyone on Your List This Year

The holidays are here, and if you’re anything like most people, your gift list looks like a novel. Finding the perfect present can feel like a full-time job, especially when you want to add a little fun and flair. Why not shake things up with hemp products that bring laughter, relief, and maybe a little surprise? Whether you’re shopping for your mom, brother, dad, sister, or even that stressed-out cousin, hemp has something hilarious and helpful for everyone. Let’s dive into the quirkiest, most thoughtful hemp gifts that will make your holiday shopping a breeze.

Something for everyone in your family, even the dogs!

For your Mom: Topicals That Carry the Holiday Weight

Mom’s been carrying the holidays on her shoulders all year long. Between cooking, cleaning, and pretending she doesn’t notice your questionable gift choices, she deserves a break. Enter hemp topicals. These creams and balms come in a variety of scents and cannabinoid blends designed to soothe aches and pains.

• Lavender and CBD for calming sore muscles after holiday decorating marathons

• Peppermint and CBG for a refreshing tingle that wakes her up without caffeine

• Eucalyptus and broad-spectrum cannabinoids to melt away stress and tension

  
  

These topicals are like a spa day in a jar, perfect for the mom who needs a little extra TLC after surviving your family’s holiday chaos.

For your Brother: Discreet Vapes That Pack a Punch

Your brother is probably the one who’s always “too cool” for traditional gifts. He wants something discreet, effective, and easy to use. Disposable hemp vapes fit the bill perfectly. They’re small, portable, and come in a variety of cannabinoid options, including the lesser-known but increasingly popular CBG.

• CBG vapes for a clear-headed buzz that won’t interfere with his gaming skills

• Classic CBD vapes for chill vibes without the high

• Flavored options like mango or mint to keep things interesting

  
  

He’ll appreciate the convenience and the fact that you actually put some thought into his gift. Plus, it’s a great conversation starter at family gatherings.

For your Dad: Edibles That Give Him Street Credit

Dad’s napping habits are legendary. He falls asleep mid-meal, mid-conversation, and sometimes mid-joke. Edibles are the perfect gift to give him some street credit while keeping his chill game strong.

• Gummy options infused with CBD and THC for a sweet treat that doubles as a nap aid

• Chocolate bars with balanced cannabinoids to satisfy his sweet tooth and mellow him out

• Savory snacks with hemp oil for the dad who prefers salty over sweet

  
  

These edibles might just make him the coolest dad on the block, or at least the most relaxed.

For your Sister: Massage Oil, Her Favorite Beverage, and a Joint

Sisters deserve a little pampering after surviving the year’s craziness. A hemp-infused massage oil paired with her favorite beverage and a joint suggestion for an infused bath is a gift that says, “You deserve this.”

• Massage oils with calming scents like chamomile or vanilla

• A bottle of her go-to drink (wine, kombucha, or sparkling water)

• A joint or pre-roll to encourage a relaxing soak in the tub

  
  

This combo is a gentle nudge for her to unwind and recharge before the new year hits.

For the Stressed-Out Corporate Cousin: THCp for Ultimate Chill

Your cousin finally booked that PTO and is ready to activate holiday chill mode. THCp, a potent cannabinoid, is the perfect introduction to a new level of relaxation. It’s like the chill button you didn’t know you needed.

• THCp tinctures or vapes for fast-acting relief

• Low-dose options to ease into the experience without overwhelming

• Fun packaging that makes the gift feel special and unique

  
  

This gift says, “Take a break, you earned it,” with a wink.

For your dog: CBD Tincture

CBD (Cannabidiol) interacts with a dog's endocannabinoid system (ECS) to help manage sleep, appetite, pain, and mood. It may relieve anxiety, chronic pain, inflammation, nausea, and seizures. Studies suggest it can reduce stress behaviors and enhance mobility. Consult a veterinarian for appropriate dosages and medication interactions. At The Rec, we offer quality products designed to support your dog's health and well-being!

For you: The Butter Machine

Create your own edibles & tinctures! Have you ever imagined blending your favorite flavors to craft the ultimate taste sensation? We have the solution: a butter machine! Use it to heat flower and butter, effectively decarboxylating cannabinoids and infusing them into your ideal edible. It's like self-care all year round. Ask your budtender to learn more.

Where to Find These Gifts

No matter who you’re shopping for, The Rec Dispensary in Denver, Hickory, and Statesville, North Carolina, has your back. Our knowledgeable staff will help you find the perfect hemp gift for everyone on your list. From topicals to vapes, edibles to spores, they make holiday shopping fun and easy.